hmmmm

what happened to all my stuff?

there it is... guess I had to republish everything. I thought it was messed up. Just ignore this.

Festivus!

I really thought Festivus was celebrated a few days AFTER Christmas. I really thought part of the reasoning for making the alternative holiday was to take advantage of the post-Christmas sales. Somehow I was mistaken. As I have just researched, the date is Dec. 23rd. Don't understand how I did that. Is is appropriate to celebrate it late? Well, there's always next year.

Who is that dude playin the bass?

Merry Christmas

Yesterday I went around to those stores that refused to say Merry Christmas and figured they'd be open on December 25th. Funny- they weren't! I don't understand? Why would they not be open? Obviously it's just another day. Around 4pm I got a little bored and wanted to do some shopping. They must have had a change of heart. Just like that ole Eb... you know Eb Scrooge. Maybe they had a dream on Christmas Eve and gave everyone some cool presents and the day off. That's it!!

Howard Stern

I love Howard Stern. I want to be just like him. Don't worry. I'm not a wannabe. I guess I actually want to be the exact opposite of him. I want to be the anti-Stern. Anyone could have done what he's done, but they haven't- he's a genius... he's marketed the jr hi locker room. He's a 13 year old that never grew up, but he has a driver's license so we let him get away with it. He's a living paradox. Adult-juvenile/genius-mental nitwit/insultingly complimentary, etc. But what I wish I could do is stand and speak as loudly for what I think is right and what I believe in. But it's easy to be Stern. What must he defend? Profanity, lewd behavior, frivolity- he's all offense and no defense.