Howard Stern

I love Howard Stern. I want to be just like him. Don't worry. I'm not a wannabe. I guess I actually want to be the exact opposite of him. I want to be the anti-Stern. Anyone could have done what he's done, but they haven't- he's a genius... he's marketed the jr hi locker room. He's a 13 year old that never grew up, but he has a driver's license so we let him get away with it. He's a living paradox. Adult-juvenile/genius-mental nitwit/insultingly complimentary, etc. But what I wish I could do is stand and speak as loudly for what I think is right and what I believe in. But it's easy to be Stern. What must he defend? Profanity, lewd behavior, frivolity- he's all offense and no defense.