Merry Christmas

Yesterday I went around to those stores that refused to say Merry Christmas and figured they'd be open on December 25th. Funny- they weren't! I don't understand? Why would they not be open? Obviously it's just another day. Around 4pm I got a little bored and wanted to do some shopping. They must have had a change of heart. Just like that ole Eb... you know Eb Scrooge. Maybe they had a dream on Christmas Eve and gave everyone some cool presents and the day off. That's it!!